Letters To LOMM

josef

 

Dear League Of Mental Men

American students. Before going to school each morning check out the Facebook accounts of your classmates and if any of them have altered their profile pic to one that depicts them wearing a full length black leather coat whilst wearing a Death’s Head mask and brandishing an assault rifle it might be a good idea to ring the principal’s office and tell them you’re taking a day off sick.

Toby Mintygums

The Bronx

Nigeria

Clivey

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4 responses to “Letters To LOMM

  1. Toby is definitely onto something there…

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    • To be honest I can’t remember what I wrote now Smiffy. Still, great post!! 😉

      PS. ’bout time you put fingertip to keyboard yourself aint it son? You’re one of the depressingly few bods here worth opening one eye for.

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      • Ha. Thank you kindly, sir. I’ve been somewhat side tracked trying to get all this book bollocks sorted… But with the eBook hopefully arriving next week I suspect I shall get off my arse very soon.

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    • sozsatire

      That’s the old Corinthian spirit son and if you make a shedload of wedge from the book, don’t forget who it was that gave you encouragement and the price of a bottle of meths during the dark days alright squire? 😦

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