Letters To LOMM

josef

 

Dear League Of Mental Men

Cash strapped working mums. Get real value for money when buying Alphabetti Spaghetti for your hungry youngsters by flying to Russia and getting it in one of their supermarkets, as the Cyrillic alphabet has a few more letters than our conventional English one.

Gus Firstworldwar
Millwall Docks
London *The rough bit*

Clivey

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  1. Does that mean Russian children are more likely to be dyslexic? And thinking about it can those tribes people in Southern Africa who talk making ‘clicking’ type noises get tourettes? So many questions.

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  2. As an alternative to commie letter pasta, might I recommend simply buying the all capital letter English variety. They’re bigger and packed with consonants.

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    • leagueofmentalmen

      Excellent advice. As long as it’s ethnically pure, regular-shaped, white pasta.. We don’t want to spoil the neighbourhood here with any of that multi-coloured, spiral, muck!

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  3. Gus is very penny-wise indeed.

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PLEASE BE GENTLE. WE SATIRISTS CAN DISH IT OUT BUT WE CAN'T TAKE IT.

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