Dear League Of Mental Men
Last week an American man was taken into custody and charged with abduction after holding a woman captive for the past 10 years, and yet, in his song Living Doll, pop singer, Cliff Richard, quite clearly says when referring to his girlfriend: “I’m gonna lock her up in a trunk so no big hunk can steal her away from me”
As far as I know he’s never even been questioned by the police over this matter let alone faced trial. Where’s the fairness in that then?
It strikes me there’s one law for deranged kidnappers and quite another for sexually ambivalent celebrities.
Marjory Eurethra
Humberside
The League of Mental Men! 
A very valid point.
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Great post!
Got any money?
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I was going to ask you the same thing.
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Indeed!
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Reciprocal punishment should apply.
Cliff Richard should have been locked up in a trunk immediately after having sung that line.
That the suffering visited upon music lovers everywhere with the release of ‘Cameltoe and Wine’ was not prevented, is in itself a crime.
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Steady on there Nobby! I’ll not hear a word against the boy! When I collapsed in a drunken stupor on Hampstead Heath and woke in the morning, trousers round my ankles and with a sore bottom, who was it that I saw standing over me, his face etched with concern? None other than the Bachelor Boy himself that’s who! Thanks Cliff.
Clivey
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A lot of that, and I’m not here to comment on it either
Mrs A. Tring. The Dumbles. Penge.
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Reblogged this on Satire Scrapyard .
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You crazy young fool! I’m locking this reblog for being hurtful in a high voice!
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LOL!!
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