Letters To LOMM

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Dear League Of Mental Men

I met an old friend that I hadn’t seen for many years in the pub last night. Just as we were shaking hands warmly, a song containing the lyrics: “Move closer. Move your body real close until it feels like we’re really making love” came on the jukebox.

I immediately floored my pal with a number of powerful hooks and crosses to the head and body just in case he started getting the wrong idea.

Rupert Mince

Brighton

Clivey

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4 responses to “Letters To LOMM

  1. When I was at school they use to say ‘if a boy hits you, he probably fancies you.’ *Raises eyebrow* xx

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  2. garyhoadley

    What a beastly beast you are! There, I’ve said it.
    Mr Peter Piper.
    The Rats.
    Evergreen Avenue
    Long Hampton.

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PLEASE BE GENTLE. WE SATIRISTS CAN DISH IT OUT BUT WE CAN'T TAKE IT.

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