Letters To LOMM

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Dear League Of Mental Men

While shopping in Tescos last week I spotted a wall poster which read “Tescos Mother Of The Year Competition: Enter Your Mum Now!”

While I realise that we are now living in a far more sexually liberated era when nothing seems to be off the menu, I found their suggestion so heinous and unsavoury I immediately vomited into a fire bucket.

Come on Tescos, clean up your act. Where’s the fairness or decency is this one?

Dave Ovaries

London E2

Clivey

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7 responses to “Letters To LOMM

  1. ellierayne

    O.O total uncalled for…

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  2. Dear Dave,
    Next month we are having the Father of the Year Competition. Since you find your mum so repulsive, perhaps you would prefer to bend him over and enter your dad. Lubricant is half off with coupons only.
    P.S. We are billing you 25 pounds for the fire bucket.
    Good luck!
    Tescos President, Floyd Limpman

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PLEASE BE GENTLE. WE SATIRISTS CAN DISH IT OUT BUT WE CAN'T TAKE IT.

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