Sid Semtex: The Murderous Jihadist And Painting & Decorating Consultant You Can Trust

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Graphic plus tea and sympathy by “Mina” 

 

Dear Sid

I’m thinking of giving our small downstairs bathroom a lick of paint and was wondering about preparation.

It was only painted last July so will it be necessary to wash the walls down prior to applying the first coat?

Thanks in advance for you help with this one Sid.

Tommy Blair

Stepney

East London

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Dear Tommy

I will not rest until the broken bodies of the accused infidel dogs lie twitching at my feet! Rise up with me and my Muslim brothers and stand shoulder to shoulder with us as we crush the unbelievers and the western hyenas!

Only when the earth is cleansed of  their filth will Almighty Allah be appeased!

Death to them my brother! Death to them and all who would oppose us in our holy quest!

Allahu Akbar! Allahu Akbar! Allahu Akbar!!!

PS. Never try to cut corners Tommy. Preparation is everything, so make sure you wash down all paintwork with a suitable astringent such as Sugar Soap before starting work.

All the very best

Sid.

This and more completely uncalled-for religious stereotyping here… 

http://sozsatire.wix.com/soz-satire

Clivey

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8 responses to “Sid Semtex: The Murderous Jihadist And Painting & Decorating Consultant You Can Trust

  1. sozsatire

    Reblogged this on SOZ SATIRE and commented:
    Who WAS that particle-masked man??!!

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  2. Sound advice for a happier future, Sid.

    But what was all that bollocks about soapy sugar and preparation? It all sounds a bit extreme to me; you’ve not been radicalised by that fundamentalist bastard Tommy Walsh, have you?

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  3. Reblogged this on The Mad Hatters and commented:
    Sheer brilliance. Why can’t I be this bloody funny?

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  4. You have a talent so rare, Mr Dee. Brilliant. x

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