“Has anybody seen my vest?”
Sky Movies Action. 22.00: Die Hard
A hard hitting action movie which tells of a desperate woman who finds her husband so deeply unattractive she shoots him dead 10 minutes after he’s taken a Viagra tablet. Starring Mrs Simon Cowell.
Clivey
The League of Mental Men! 
I’m still laughing. Good one.
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Still laughing? Hang on a minute and I’ll see if I can get Mike or Gaz to write a skit. 🙂
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TAYKE NO NOTISS OV HIM MARRYLIN! HE’S JUST JELUSS BECOS HEE CARNT WRITE AS GUD AS WOT MEE AND GAZZ CAN RITE!
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^^^^^^^^^^ Who WAS that eloquent, masked man???!!!!!
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No idea son, I thought he was with you.
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Wow, it sucks to be Simon! 🙂
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It could be worse though. He could be his tailor 🙂
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Or his proctologist! 😀
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How that man deserves every penny he earns! 🙂
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LOL! He probably has to charge extra so he can double up on the rubber gloves.
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Well whatever he charges for protective clothing and however much his yearly salary is, it’s nowhere near enough trust me!
PS. I think I’ve just been a little bit sick in my mouth 😦
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LOL! Well, considering the subject matter, that’s bound to happen, I’m afraid. Just think of the poor maid that does his laundry!
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