LOMM’s TV Choice #897

bruce willis

“Has anybody seen my vest?”

 

Sky Movies Action. 22.00: Die Hard

A hard hitting action movie which tells of a desperate woman who finds her husband so deeply unattractive she shoots him dead 10 minutes after he’s taken a Viagra tablet. Starring Mrs Simon Cowell.

Clivey

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12 responses to “LOMM’s TV Choice #897

  1. I’m still laughing. Good one.

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  2. sozsatire

    TAYKE NO NOTISS OV HIM MARRYLIN! HE’S JUST JELUSS BECOS HEE CARNT WRITE AS GUD AS WOT MEE AND GAZZ CAN RITE!

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  3. No idea son, I thought he was with you.

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  4. Wow, it sucks to be Simon! 🙂

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PLEASE BE GENTLE. WE SATIRISTS CAN DISH IT OUT BUT WE CAN'T TAKE IT.

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