Letters To LOMM

josef

Dear League Of Mental Men

People with high blood pressure. Avoid being a drain on The National Health Service with constant demands for expensive medication by simply cutting yourself during times of stress and bleeding into a bucket.

Toby Locust

Scotland

Clivey

 

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8 responses to “Letters To LOMM

  1. ellierayne

    Good golly thts a good way to say it

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  2. I don’t fancy the scaring, do you think leaches will do the trick?

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    • Absolutely not! Don’t try to cut corners Touch. Your punishment is to marry me and spend the rest of your life in a small basement flat in Whitechapel, chained to the sink and with the recipe for pie, mash and liquor burned deep into your conciousness 😉

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      • Luxury! Flat! I’d be lucky to live in a flat! (In Yorkshire accent)

        As for marrying you……Juntos antes Deus! Or we could simply elope and live over the broom?

        ‘Broom? Luxury! You were lucky to live over t’ broom. We had to..etc…xxx’

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  3. Wash the bucket out first, then freeze the blood afterward. It can be reused if ever a transfusion is in order.

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  4. Sounds like a plan to me!

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PLEASE BE GENTLE. WE SATIRISTS CAN DISH IT OUT BUT WE CAN'T TAKE IT.

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