Wave Of Apathy Sweeps Nation As Satirical Magazine Launches May Issue

SOZ SATIRE

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The Bumper Xmas Edition pictured shortly before being shunned worldwide.

There was practically no reaction at all on Tuesday of this week as Soz Satire, a satirical magazine famed for it’s anonymity and risibly poor content, launched their May edition.

Editor-in-chief, Clivey Dee, 21, told an empty press conference in York Hall Bethnal Green.

“The lack of reaction has been absolutely astonishing. We haven’t been as studiously ignored as this since we launched the April edition last month. In fact I’d go as far as to say that the sheer apathy, combined with a kind of hurtful refusal to even acknowledge our existence has taken our breath away.

“To be honest we can’t wait to get cracking on the June issue. The prospect of miserably  looking at the turgid viewing stats each day and the crestfallen looks on the faces of the writers when they realise no bugger wants to…

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6 responses to “Wave Of Apathy Sweeps Nation As Satirical Magazine Launches May Issue

  1. Eh, what?

    Did somebody say something?

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  2. alienorajt

    Dear Miriam – I refer you to my letter, of the ist of June, concerning my prize begonias and their tendency, since Fukushima, to assume the most suggestive shapes it has ever been my misfortune to see. How, oh how, am I ever going to get a First in the Minging-on-Sheepworthy’s Flower Show with a posy of – well, let’s be frank – purple and yellow todgers?
    Think you’re going through the harrow with your eminently forgettable magazine’s pathetic showing thus far? Well, you just try living with vulval begonials for a week and you’ll really know what suffering’s all about.
    Yours,
    Vulgaria Haws-Drors

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    • There is only one person alive who is able to reply to your missive and that person is none other than Danny Soz himself. I shall, when he sobers up a tad, ask him to reply more fully than I am able for sadly I know few words and cannot even pronounce some of those wot you ‘ave writ! So over to the great man/drinker himself very shortly.

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    • Sounds pretty much like a job for Ted Threesome: Sexually Insane Gardening Consultant to me. See earlier posts for his name, address and inside leg measurement.

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PLEASE BE GENTLE. WE SATIRISTS CAN DISH IT OUT BUT WE CAN'T TAKE IT.

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