Letters To LOMM

josef

Dear League Of Mental Men

Whenever you find life a little dreary and lacking in excitement try taking a powerful laxative followed by some Immodium tablets and then wait to see which one wins.

Tony Weston-Super-Mare

Weston Super Mare

Africa

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josef

Dear League Of Mental Men

Old people. Avoid dying from influenza or pneumonia during the cold winter months by not queueing outside the post office for your pensions every Tuesday in the pouring rain.

Go a bit later in the day or wait until it clears up a bit instead. They’re not going to run out of money. It’s not like queueing up for a lamb chop during rationing in the 2nd world war for fuck’s sake!

Gus Vasectomy

Windsor Great Park

Pakistan

Clivey

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2 responses to “Letters To LOMM

  1. I think I might try Tony’s suggestion. Sounds like fun. And a lot of pain.

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PLEASE BE GENTLE. WE SATIRISTS CAN DISH IT OUT BUT WE CAN'T TAKE IT.

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