Letters To LOMM

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Dear League Of Mental Men

Give your pet hamster the experience of being on a fortnight’s break in Ibiza by shining a torch in its eyes and blasting it with a hot hairdryer. Then at 4.00am each morning turn on some loud music and empty a fire extinguisher into its cage to simulate a fun-packed foam party.

For added authenticity wait until the fortnight is almost up before giving it a good hiding and injecting it with a sexually transmitted disease.

Gus Liverdisease

Finland

Clivey

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7 responses to “Letters To LOMM

  1. Is hamster a typo? Surely to God man you meant ‘wife.’ I’ve been treating mine thus for donkey’s years. She thinks she’s traveled the universe yet has never left the basement even the once!

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  2. Falling down laughing my arse off.
    See? Texans can speak ‘Old World English’
    Cheers!

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PLEASE BE GENTLE. WE SATIRISTS CAN DISH IT OUT BUT WE CAN'T TAKE IT.

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