Dear League Of Mental Men
I’m not a bigoted man but I’d strongly advise the president of The United States to change the name of his country retreat, Camp David, to something a bit more manly.
How on earth does he expect despotic world leaders to mend their ways when he invites them for talks at a place with such a gay name?
I suggest he calls it Butch Brad, Assertive Al or No-Nonsense Mr Knuckles or something along those lines.
Big Bill Pantypads