Letters To LOMM

josef

 

Dear League Of Mental Men

Here’s some sage advice for any of your readers who are caring for an elderly parent or relative.

Before mealtimes give them a set of novelty clockwork teeth. They can then use these to pre-chew their food before actually putting it into their mouths.

Anne Fuck

Walton-On-The-Naze

CD

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3 responses to “Letters To LOMM

  1. Or better yet, just take out their dentures and do it manually.

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  2. Excellent advice.

    We used to use our labrador as a self-regulating pre-masticatory device when my dear old Gran lost all her teeth. It was only when she’d wasted away to 6 stone, and the dog was the size of a small barrage balloon that we realised the error of our ways.

    RIP, Gran and Bunter.

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    • leagueofmentalmen

      A cautionary tale indeed old horse although perhaps I can match it when I tell you that my grandmother was actually eaten by her Alsation post portem.
      The coroner pronounced a verdict of accidental death adding that in his opinion her dog had “lived off the fat of the nan”
      ūüė¶

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PLEASE BE GENTLE. WE SATIRISTS CAN DISH IT OUT BUT WE CAN'T TAKE IT.

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