BBC3 22.00. Russell Howard’s Good News – The popular funnyman announces that Simon Cowell’s trousers have exploded while Justin Bieber was sitting on his lap.
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Tagged as humor, humour, justin bieber, satire, simon cowell, the league of mental men, twats
Well, um, that’s very interesting.
I need help don’t I Liz? It’s ok you can be open and honest with me. I can take it. *lights pipe and curls into foetal position*
No. Honestly, I think you’re fine. I’m irritated by both Simon AND Justin. I was just bothered by the image of Simon’s pants having any intimate contact with Justin’s pants. 😦
The mere thought of all that luke warm pant on pant action is enough to send shudders along your spine that will register on the Richter Scale isn’t it Liz?
I’ve written a fair number of skits lampooning these two idiots in the past and have been heavily censured for my pains.
Still never mind eh? 😀
The ‘heavily censured’ things are always the best things to read. And, let’s not say, “luke warm pant on pant action” again. Okay? I’ve been struggling with severe projectile vomiting ever since due to that mental image. 🙂
Projectile eh Liz? I’m a little more refined than you and have merely confined myself to being a little bit sick in my mouth 🙂
No problem. From what I’ve been able to determine, the English are much more refined than us crass Americans. Is that true?
Only partly I’m afraid Liz. Big Gary still eats his baked beans off his knife and sucks his Pepsi Cola up his nose through a straw.
The police have been informed 😦
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