Letters To LOMM

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Dear LOMM

I’m a keen motorsports fan and I’ve managed to recreate all the thrills and spills of being a top Formula 1 driver by wearing flameproof overalls and a crash helmet while playing with my Scalextric motor racing set.

For added authenticity I set fire to myself and get my wife to smash me over the head with a frying pan whenever my car comes off the track while cornering.

Teddy Sexbeast

Wapping Dock

Africa

CD

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7 responses to “Letters To LOMM

  1. I used to rub meself down with soot and wear a dirty old cap when playing with me train set until the wife covered me in neat bleach – the bitch!

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  2. Pingback: Letters To LOMM – Very Funny…Read It | writesomethingtoday

  3. I do it a little differently.Read how with my comments included with the reblog at http://writesomethingtoday.com/2014/04/18/letters-to-lomm-very-funny-read-it/. This is too funny. Thanks again for the laughs.

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