Letters To LOMM

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Dear LOMM

I’m a keen motorsports fan and I’ve managed to recreate all the thrills and spills of being a top Formula 1 driver by wearing flameproof overalls and a crash helmet while playing with my Scalextric motor racing set.

For added authenticity I set fire to myself and get my wife to smash me over the head with a frying pan whenever my car comes off the track while cornering.

Teddy Sexbeast

Wapping Dock

Africa

CD

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7 responses to “Letters To LOMM

  1. I used to rub meself down with soot and wear a dirty old cap when playing with me train set until the wife covered me in neat bleach – the bitch!

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  2. Pingback: Letters To LOMM – Very Funny…Read It | writesomethingtoday

    • leagueofmentalmen

      Thanks for that my friend. Mike and Gary have written you a cheque. Bank Of Toytown 😉

      Thanks mate. Much appreciated.

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  3. I do it a little differently.Read how with my comments included with the reblog at http://writesomethingtoday.com/2014/04/18/letters-to-lomm-very-funny-read-it/. This is too funny. Thanks again for the laughs.

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    • leagueofmentalmen

      Hey thanks for the mention my friend. It’s very kind of you…ill judged but very kind 😉

      Thanks mate, much appreciated. 🙂

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      • You are very welcome…I know where to come for a laugh now when I need it – and I need it a lot. Since both of my arms are in casts from that damned Druids bend, I have to type with the one finger I haven’t set fire.:)

        Keep up the good work.

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      • leagueofmentalmen

        I was once severely burned at Paddock Hill Bend. Curse that overcooked burger and the 12 pints of lager I’d consumed before biting into it!

        CD

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