Letters To LOMM

josef

 

Dear League Of Mental Men

I spent yesterday morning enjoying the wonderful spectacle of The London Marathon and was filled with admiration for all the thousands of people prepared to put themselves through the pain barrier in order to raise money for worthy causes.

Imagine my fury therefore when I spotted a number of so-called athletes completing the distance whilst seated in chairs with wheels attached.

These sluggards and stayabeds should be brought to book by the organisers and should never be allowed to compete again in my view. No wonder they’re starting to call our once-proud nation “Broken Britain”

Marvin Pistorius

The Azores.

Did you enjoy that?…No? Well try this mag then. It’s similar but there’s some music in it. Miserable sods!

 http://sozsatire.wix.com/soz-satire

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One response to “Letters To LOMM

  1. garyhoadley

    I still say I should get top billing. Despite this gem of a piece.

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