We at the world-renowned Soz Satire Mint are delighted to bring you The Oscar Pistorius Bathroom Door Of Hope.
Lovingly glued together by some Polish benefit cheats we spotted hanging about outside Wickes DIY store in Bermondsey, each door comes with a cast iron guarantee valid for something in the region of 20 minutes from the date of purchase.
Fashioned from the finest quality plywood and with genuine plastic handles we guarantee you’ll be absolutely delighted with this wonderful embellishment to your bathroom.
This is a limited offer only, so order now and you could be one of the lucky customers to receive a genuine replica, Kevlar bullet proof vest, fairly similar to the one worn every night in bed by Oscar’s last girlfriend.
If you’d like to take delivery of one of these magnificent doors at some unspecified date in the future send a cash payment of £2,159.00, or…
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