THE LEAGUE OF MENTAL MEN

- MIKE STEEDEN -

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“I say Carruthers this new club Sir Daniel Aloysius Soz 7th. Earl of Whitechapel has invited us to join doesn’t even have a bleddy billiards room. That’s simply not on in my book notwithstanding the supposed exclusivity of the membership.”

“Yes I spotted that myself. I did note that in the drawing room waitresses don’t serve Darjeeling and Garibaldi biscuits even! Can you believe it old chum! It seems the only old toot they deliver unto us punters is strong ale and Bombay mix – absolutely frightful.  And what’s more those very same waitresses do not wear tops to their dresses at all – as the old Mountains of Mourne song goes. Disgusting.”

“And I might add they keep not the daily spreadsheets oh no.  What reading matter there is consists only of tabloids and magazines the like of which I’d rather not even speak of.  Furthermore when…

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