Ted Threesome. Sexually Insane Gardening Consultant

SOZ SATIRE

Dear Ted

My husband and myself are now both retired  and have been considering applying for an allotment. We’re quite elderly and we realise there’s a fair bit of hard work involved but we both feel that the fresh air and exercise will do us good. Then of course there’s the savings we’ll make by growing our own fruit and veg, jam making etc.

I was therefore wondering if you could give us any advice on the best type of soil for growing a variety of produce. We were thinking in terms of a few apple or Victoria plum trees, a bed of strawberries, along with some vegetable staples such as potatoes, onions, sprouts and so on.

We look forward to hearing from you as soon as you have a moment Ted as we’re quite keen to make a start now that spring is upon us.

Thank you in anticipation

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